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Shakespeare Programming Language, 11232 bytes

My last attempt was nearing the 20000 byte zone, because it didn't use the stack at all.
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Works by adding the FizzBuzz line breaks and words to the stack (in reverse) for the first 90, adds the last 10 lines, then goes through and prints all the numbers and words by recalling the stack at specific times. SPL doesn't support division so this is the shortest method I could think of, short of subtracting numbers and checking if they... equal... zero...
Oh god, I've gotta go golf more. I'm leaving this here as a mark that I've done something, though.
Try it online!
posted almost 4 years ago
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