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# [Python 3], 874 bytes

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    a="'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves\nDid gyre and gimble in the wabe;\nAll mimsy were the borogoves,\nAnd the mome raths outgrabe.";b="he Jabberwock";c="Beware t";d="One, two!";e="nd through";f="\n\n";g="vorpal"
    print(a+"\n\n\""+c+b+", my son!\nThe jaws that bite, the claws that catch!\n"+c+"he Jubjub bird, and shun\nThe frumious Bandersnatch!\"\n\nHe took his",g,"sword in hand:\nLong time the manxome foe he sought-\nSo rested he by the Tumtum tree,\nAnd stood awhile in thought.\n\nAnd as in uffish thought he stood,\nT"+b+", with eyes of flame,\nCame whiffling through the tulgey wood,\nAnd burbled as it came!"+f+d,d,"A"+e,"a"+e+"\nThe+",g,"blade went snicker-snack!\nHe left it dead, and with its head\nHe went galumphing back.\n\n\"And hast thou slain t"+b+"?\nCome to my arms, my beamish boy!\nO frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!\"\nHe chortled in his joy.\n\n"+a)

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This was way faster to deal with than "99 Bottles of Beer" to be completely honest.

[Python 3]: https://docs.python.org/3/
[TIO-ksiawsvb]: https://tio.run/##PVK7jtswEOzzFWs2SSDdNekiCMHdpQiCAFfEpZqltBJp82GQ1Cn6emeXuqSxjH3MzM7wthcTw5f7HXv18bxhBp2sc3ZpAcMExRBkZ4vZocQ3ykP4bidY9kS1vVivHYENdXBDTd0QnpwDb33eYSOek46OKS6y33L7HdZHT5CwmAxxLUvi5UfV6V5x7ydqTWmL41V1Y6@eaUNBUt3Uq9dALZQtnlRHvapgKa6LUd3cqyEMQXVLr95iuqFTH27JhvIJm9oZlGrGRjeqBb9DjuE0hDPTXXDLDIMFtC2CzrXR/S@OWEbDo7Jc1a36smqeTdPhUjZrOJDmtHob1wzPXKeUw7Fa2X/wBTFewdis2qVVeYtpEu8Mz34dwq8YFijWH5Z5DH/EoTkSSAhyYnkYwu8IiXKhSap6r7Pn1ZfVQ0lE7wZnZpoAN2P/xVP3H0WH9Dlnrq7zbLP516w0sscYZ3XYtHH0QDtxRjPMDr0QvPAHGHqenRXJh/9VSVndQhz8gSJMek38RA5GsdLTSTVzM7VTq55UQ61C/pV82L@mGqMdTkxAoUAOdrxSemAjx@upeuhoLgI1Eb7bX0XakvkAnOpM3V3Qrf5mRKLm7cfjBYgmg7nUq/lto7hTr/3Gl4njJcrrwORzfSaa0ItLOu4s4JUjRn2RiCfcT/CCzsVojj9ckKhZwGhiKnK2xGszXOJe@VWDn@/3vw "Python 3 – Try It Online"