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Speedrunning "Big Iron"

# Background

The inspiration of this challenge came from [this video](https://youtu.be/3_0f63HjTAQ). The premise was to speedrun the song while still keeping the story intact. In the video, the lyrics go:
```none
To the town
Rode a ranger
Had a big iron on his hip
He came to kill an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Swift ranger shot the outlaw
THE END
```

I dare *you* to speedrun it too.

# Challenge

For the first time, a <a class="badge is-tag">fastest-code</a> challenge in Code Golf CD. Create a program that prints out the above codeblock's text, the fastest you could. The winning criterion is the shortest run time by the `Sys. time` in [TIO](https://tio.run). Fastest running program wins!

For double-checking, run the program a few times, I'd say 5, then record the shortest time it could run.